Ya, I know

i have a stripper's name.

i've heard it many times.

ok so if my name wasn't actually mine, then i think i'd like it a lot more lol

but because it is, 

i've heard many compliments,

and all the insults.

stripper's name

witch's name

barbie's friends name

what the heck?

can't we all just agree its a gem? lol

o and the nicknames...

really, how how is sat-on-a-fire a nickname!?

it's longer than sapphire!

i don't think my parents thought this through before writing it on my birth certificate 

o well, haters will hate

let me know your opinion?